Attack of the Space Junk

News-breaking story

According to inside sources, we humans are being 'scrutinised and studied' by 'intelligences greater than mankind's'. The aliens are so intelligent they have apparently not only worked out how to make teapots fly, but discovered that painting them red makes their fleet a spectacular sight as it travels through space!



Jon Yardley and his kidnapped scientist team were so fascinated by what they were shown, they felt they had to alert the rest of mankind. With great difficulty and danger to themselves they are somehow managing to obtain copies of the aliens' records at Teapots from Space and are secretly sending the videos to Earth using a special code as yet undeciphered by the aliens .

If you want to get a clue of what these tea-drinking aliens are uncovering about the human race and space you can watch this growing series of Videos on YouTube as they are deciphered back into Earth-speak (If you can't view in school due to the firewall settings, come back and try the above link at home!)

The first episode of 'Teapots from Space' is all about space junk, a seriously dastardly problem (watch out for that oil can!):

"How much space junk is there and how did it get into space?
Watch the space teapots and teapot abducted astronomers
talk about space junk and space telescopes."

For those who prefer to listen on your ipods, Edward Gomez has cleverly put the program into podcast form, which can be found by searching itunes for 'TeaPots from Space'.

Teapots from Space follows the visits of the Space Teapots.
These curious aliens borrow astronomers and other scientists
from Earth to find out more about mankind, their
technological advances and preference for cake or biscuits.